Photo Collections:

iPhone Photography:

  • "Built a fire out of discarded Funko Pops"
  • "Can only find CDs for Rick Astley's lesser known singles."
  • "Just got admitted into UAP (University of Awesome People)."
  • "When the world returns to dust, you make pottery out of the rubble."
  • "Thank you Al Gore for putting all the funny people in my phone 🙏."
  • "The guy I met at the coffee shop turned out to be hundreds of slugs (possibly thousands) in a trench coat."
  • "Saw a chick with bigger lobotomy scars than me. Day instantly ruined."
  • "They got a P.F. Chang's down here."
  • "They keep sending all the suspected communists here, and it's lowkey throwing off purgatory's vibe."
  • "Just finished the first draft of the year 2032. Can't wait for you guys to see it!"
  • "Pray for my friend Peter Igloo, and his Dihydrogen Oxide addiction."
  • "New Year, New Plan, New Execution."
  • "RIP James Knox Polk, 1795-1849, 1999-2024."
  • "Can someone pick me up, please?"
  • "Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!"
  • "Accidentally severed my divine light, lol."
  • "Got stuck in the archon grid."

    • Might make a collection with an actual camera one day lol